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Mom, you love me, right?
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Sounds like a trick question, but, yes.
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Great. Then pretend I called you
a bad name and ground me.
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Why?
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Hey, hey!
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Who's ready to go to Teddy Bears On Ice?
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I'm gonna wash
your mouth out with soap, young lady.
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- You're grounded!
- I hate you, Mom! [softly] Thanks.
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- Nice try, Kyra.
- [sighs]
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Sorry.
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Where's Jakey? I wanna get his picture
taken with all the Teddy Bears.
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He must be upstairs
saying goodbye to his dignity.
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What's the big deal?
I'm lookin' forward to it.
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They have Heineken on tap, so...
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I thought you said
you were gonna have Jakey ready to go.
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He didn't sleep very well
last night, Brock.
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He had nightmares. Any idea why?
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Dad let him watch scary movies.
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You and the Teddy Bears started it.
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So, he's learning how to process fear.
It's a good thing.
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It might not be the movies that
scared him. It might be because--
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Kyra!
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- Because what?
- Nothing.
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- Dad's house is haunted.
- [sighs]
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Wow. How bitter am I
about going to this thing?
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Could we just let it go?
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Well, the real estate agent told Dad
that a former owner died in the house.
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He didn't die in the house.
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He just happened to be home
at the time he passed away.
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- You bought a haunted house?
- It's not haunted!
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And next to toxic mold, death is one of
the best bargaining chips in real estate.
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Now can we please stop talking about this
before Barbra Jean hears?
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Fine by me. Making Barbra Jean nuts is
only fun when you don't live with her.
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I don't live with her.
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- No. No, Reba! You can't tell her!
- Oh, why not?
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Because she might get scared
and keep you up at night?
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It might help her learn to process fear.
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I am not kidding, Reba.
She really believes everything.
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I mean, ghosts, witches.
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She even thinks the bag boy down at
the grocery store gave her the evil eye!
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I like that kid.
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Okay! We're all ready! [chuckles]
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I don't wanna go!
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I sat through your Christmas pageant.
You're going.
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You'll never believe what I heard about
the people who used to live in your house.
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Oh, really? What?
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[laughing] We better get going
if we wanna beat the traffic.
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Come on, Jake. Let's go.
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Wow, I've heard of people dyin' to sell
their house, but, wow!
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Okay, everybody in the car,
away from Reba.
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Oh, Brock. I'm just teasing.
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I'm not gonna tell Barbra Jean
that someone died in your house.
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Unless it slips.
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[theme song playing]
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[Reba] Hey-hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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{\an8}[rattling]
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{\an8}She nailed the drawers shut.
And hid the knives.
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{\an8}Not that I was looking for one.
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{\an8}[rattling]
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{\an8}- Why did you do this?
- Ghosts like to open drawers.
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{\an8}So do I.
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{\an8}Since when?
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{\an8}Since your ghostly essence
entered my husband's weak vessel?
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{\an8}- Brock, can you hear me? Brock.
- [groans]
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{\an8}I am not possessed, Barbra Jean.
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{\an8}And there is nothing wrong
with this house.
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{\an8}For pity's sake, we've lived here for
three months, and nothing has happened!
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{\an8}What about all those noises
I heard in the garage last week?
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{\an8}Is that what you're
worried about, sweetheart?
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{\an8}I have good news. It was rats.
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{\an8}Well, how about when all
my Beanie Babies ended up in the attic?
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{\an8}That was--
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- You're right. That was a little weird.
- Yeah.
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[doorbell rings]
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That's no way to answer
the door in a haunted house.
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You're supposed to go...
[in deep voice] ..."You rang?" [groans]
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- [laughs]
- Oh, that's very funny.
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Well, I hope you're happy.
You've made Barbra Jean crazy.
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Oh, Barbra Jean was born crazy, Brock.
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I can't take credit for God's work.
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All right, fine. You made your point.
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I won't let Jake watch
any more scary movies.
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Now, will you please tell Barbra Jean
there are no ghosts in this house?
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- Why don't you tell her?
- Oh, she won't listen to me.
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I still can't convince her
that the ghost won't get us
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just because we're not
all in the same room.
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[B.J.] Family safety count! One!
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- Two.
- [B.J.] Kyra!
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Three.
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Please, Reba. Talk to her.
She'll listen to you.
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Oh. Hi, Reba.
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You are Reba, aren't you?
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You're Reba, all right.
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- Oh, and you can be number four.
- Okay.
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What number is that lady behind you?
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Oh, what lady?
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- [screams]
- Barbra Jean!
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No. No lady. There is no lady.
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No, because she just
went through that wall.
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Oh!
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Oh, my gosh.
Is it suddenly chillier in here? Brr.
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- Oh, gosh!
- Brr!
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Like a grave! Oh, I gotta get out of here.
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[laughing]
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- What did you do that for?
- I can't help it. It's funny.
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Funny? Funny? You think it's funny
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that I had to spin around ten times
last night before I got into bed?
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I broke a perfectly good lamp!
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[chuckling] It's a little funny.
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I can't stay here. We're gonna spend
the day at the mall.
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- Reba!
- Yeah, you'll be safer there.
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Or... or... or you could
just hang out at Reba's.
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Ooh! Even better!
I'll see you at home, Reba.
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Now it's a little funny.
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[B.J.] And that's when I saw it.
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All the sticks at the base of that tree,
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spelled out the words, "Barbra Jean."
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But not in a language
anyone's ever seen before.
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Oh, my gosh. I know that language.
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[speaking gibberish]
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- [in English] What does that mean?
- Go home!
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Well, where do you want me to go?
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Brock's still at work,
and Kyra's not home from school yet.
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You certainly don't expect me to be alone
in a house with a ghost.
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- You have a ghost?
- Oh, yeah. Someone died there.
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[laughs] That doesn't mean anything.
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Where you get this crazy connection
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between ghosts and dead people
is beyond me.
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You know what?
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- I wonder if anyone ever died here.
- People died in our house?
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[chuckling] Not yet.
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- Hey, Jake. You want a Popsicle?
- Oh, I ate the last one.
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- Okay. How 'bout a cookie?
- Nope. Those are gone, too.
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- Ice cream?
- Guilty.
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I think the ghost
at her house starved to death.
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All right. Henry and Elizabeth
are finally down for their nap.
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Oh, you guys, thanks so much
for watching Henry.
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I couldn't possibly let a baby
spend the night in a haunted house.
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I don't believe in ghosts.
I believe in the circle of life.
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Hakuna tatata-ta!
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You know, it's great for Elizabeth to have
someone her own age to play with.
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I mean, how much time
can an adult spend playing peek-a-boo?
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Tell me about it. "Where's Elizabeth?"
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- I know she's right there.
- [Cheyenne] Yeah.
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Well, we don't play
those kind of games with Henry.
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We give him toys that expand his mind.
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- Henry plays with that?
- Uh-huh.
156
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Isn't that toy for,
like, ages five and up?
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Oh, yeah.
158
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But they just put those ages on the box
to make dumb kids' parents feel better.
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- So, what does Elizabeth play with?
- Mostly her feet.
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- [B.J.] Oh.
- She can fit five toes in her mouth.
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Anyway, I bet Reba's
looking for me by now.
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[shouts] Reba! Hey, wait Reba!
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We need to get Elizabeth a tutor, now.
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Van. [chuckles]
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So, that's why
I didn't become a zookeeper.
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Because once a kangaroo
decides it doesn't like you, forget it.
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[laughs] So, tell me some of
your unfulfilled dreams.
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Most of them involve you.
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And a train.
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- Hey.
- [Brock] Well, isn't this cozy?
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Reba, I've gotta thank you.
You know, I would have worried,
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leaving Barbra Jean all alone
with that ghost you told her about.
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Luckily, she was over here,
safe with you all day long.
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00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:11,986
Okay, then, I can see you two
have had enough fun.
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Barbra Jean, honey, you can come home.
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I found out that our house
can't be haunted,
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because the man who died there
had a very peaceful passing.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, and then his wife,
insane with grief,
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killed herself and their pet dog.
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Kyra!
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[imperceptible]
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She was on her way back to your house.
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I know. I nipped that one in the bud.
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Okay. So it's come down to this.
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Barbra Jean, I got you a little something.
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- Oh.
- Here ya go.
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"Getting Rid of the Unwanted."
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- I saw it and thought of you.
- Oh!
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- [mouthing]
- What is it?
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It's instructions for cleansing your house
of evil spirits.
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But it's not that easy, though.
It takes two people all night.
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- Do you really have to have two people?
- Yep.
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One, two. [chuckles] Have fun, Brock.
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00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,793
Well, gee, thanks, Reba.
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Unfortunately, I'm not
gonna be home this weekend.
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What?
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00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:16,884
He's got a golf trip in Vegas
that he can't get out of.
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00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,678
Hey, I only get to play golf twice.
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The rest of the time, I'm stuck in Vegas.
201
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,185
- Kyra?
- Well, don't look at me.
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- I'm spending the night at Tammy's.
- You hate Tammy.
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Yeah, but at least she doesn't walk around
with a bloody ax calling,
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"Here, Spot."
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- [exclaims]
- Hey, you know what?
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Reba bought you the book. I bet
she could help you get rid of that ghost.
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00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:48,082
Oh, Reba. Would you? I just can't live
with an evil presence in my house.
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Then you shouldn't have married him.
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00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:56,966
I'm sorry, Barbra Jean,
but there is no way
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00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,427
I'm gonna spend the night
at your house chasing ghosts.
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Well, if you won't
help me cleanse the house,
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00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:04,056
I guess I'm just gonna have to stay here
until Brock gets back.
213
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,976
Oh, that'd be great.
Then I could take the later flight home.
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00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:14,817
I've just got one thing to say to you.
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[cursing in gibberish]
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- [continues cursing in gibberish]
- [in English] Oh, no, no, no, no!
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Okay. Well, I'll call you
when I get to the hotel.
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Which I think is one of those really
loud ones on the Strip.
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I'm not gonna get any reading done.
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- Okay, sweetums. I love you.
- I love you more, huggums.
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Man, this house is scary.
222
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Okay, Reba, I'm gonna go get the stuff,
and then we can get started.
223
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Oh, if this weren't
so terrifying, it'd be fun.
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[chuckles]
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00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:03,491
Brock, next time
you leave me for somebody,
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make sure she's not a big old wimp.
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[chuckles] It's too bad we can't all
be as brave as you, Reba.
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- Hey, you got a spider in your hair.
- [scoffs] Nice try, Brock.
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[whimpering]
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Look out, ghosts!
Reba's bustin' a move! [shrieking]
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[imitates lock clicking] Okay.
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Can we just get this over with, please?
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{\an8}Okey-doke. Now, according to the book,
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{\an8}we need to perform a séance,
235
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{\an8}contact the lingering spirit
and politely ask him to leave.
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{\an8}He will then communicate his responses
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{\an8}through the supernatural powers
of the Ouija board.
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{\an8}"Made by Parker Brothers.
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{\an8}Fun for the whole family,
living and dead."
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All right. [clears throat]
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Hello, spirit world,
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residin' here at 4282 Oak Avenue.
243
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This is Barbra Jean and Reba callin'.
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Say hello, Reba.
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'Sup?
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If there is an otherworldly presence
in this house, please speak to us.
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It's movin'! It's movin'!
248
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- 'Cause you're movin' it.
- I'm not! You're movin' it.
249
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I'm not movin' it.
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Are you movin' it?
You're movin' it, aren't ya?
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Reba?
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Reba?
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- [in deep voice] I'm not Reba.
- [screams]
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[laughing]
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[B.J. screams]
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All right. The kids are
all bathed and ready for bed.
257
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And Elizabeth is waiting for you upstairs
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to go sing your goofy opera version
of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star."
259
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Well, singin' opera
won't make her smarter.
260
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What are you talkin' about?
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I've been reading these
child development books.
262
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- We've been doing it wrong with Elizabeth.
- I don't think so, Van.
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Oh, yes, we have.
We've wasted so much time.
264
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All that time I spent
blowin' on her stomach,
265
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I could have been teachin' her
the periodic table of elements.
266
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Van, Elizabeth laughs
when you blow on her stomach.
267
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Well, there's plenty of time for laughter
later, when she's a chemist.
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Okay. All right, look.
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I do not know what
you are all worked up about.
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I told you, it is completely normal
for kids to develop at different rates.
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What if she's behind
the other kids to begin with?
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- Why would she be behind?
- Because of me.
273
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Maybe I'm not the sharpest tool
in the chandelier.
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- You're plenty sharp.
- Yeah, right.
275
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I couldn't tie my shoe
until I was five years old.
276
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Yeah, and your Mom told me why.
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Because when you put
the little rabbit through the rabbit hole,
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all of a sudden, your shoes would turn
into a spaceship or race cars,
279
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and you'd run off in your socks playing
this incredibly creative game.
280
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Yeah. Those rabbits were kinda hilarious.
281
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You are kinda hilarious.
282
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- And inventive. And smart.
- Well...
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And your daughter
is gonna be the same way.
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[sighs]
285
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I meant to say,
the sharpest tool in the shed.
286
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I liked the way you said it
the first time.
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- I'm gonna go check on the kids.
- Okay.
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[in operatic voice]
♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪
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[Reba] It wasn't a ghost.
It was a blown fuse.
290
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Hey, by the way,
you got rats in your garage.
291
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,236
What are you doing?
292
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You're not taking this seriously,
so the cleansing is off.
293
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I'll just stay somewhere else
until Brock gets back.
294
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,953
- Where, my house?
- You're not my only friend.
295
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I'll stay at... a motel.
296
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,168
Barbra Jean, I was just kiddin' around.
297
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,795
Well, I'm not laughin'.
And the ghost isn't laughin'.
298
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:30,007
And if he were laughin',
it would sound like... [laughs demonically]
299
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,218
And that's not funny.
300
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,637
You can't be afraid of ghosts.
301
00:17:35,637 --> 00:17:39,349
You're brave. I've seen you eat
a Raisinet off the sidewalk.
302
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:45,147
It was a Junior Mint, and I caught it
before it hit the ground.
303
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:49,818
Besides, what do you know about fear,
Miss I'm-Not-Afraid-Of-Anything?
304
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:52,863
Why does everybody say that
I'm not afraid of anything?
305
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,198
Because you're not.
306
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,743
You're not afraid of the dark or thunder,
307
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:01,538
or wearin' pink with red hair,
which is not wise, but you do it.
308
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,751
You're fearless, Reba.
309
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,379
It's not that I'm fearless.
It's just that... [sighs]
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...I think believin' in ghosts is silly.
311
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,094
Well, you wouldn't think it was so silly
if the ghost was after you.
312
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,262
What are you talking about?
313
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If I tell you,
you're gonna make fun of me.
314
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,308
Barbra Jean, I'm already
making fun of you.
315
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,187
All right.
316
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,189
If you must know,
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the ghost is after me
because I'm a bad person.
318
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,070
What?
319
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I stole your husband,
320
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:38,367
I broke up your family, and now I have
a way better house than you do.
321
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,414
So, the reason you're afraid
of ghosts is because
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you think they're gonna
punish you for what you did?
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00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,294
- Yes.
- [laughing] Oh, Barbra Jean.
324
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If anybody's gonna punish you, it's me.
325
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,010
And I promise you, when I die,
I will haunt you.
326
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,349
Every noise you hear, every time you trip,
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every bad hair day...
[in deep voice] ...it'll be me.
328
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,777
Oh, Reba, don't try
to make me feel better.
329
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,531
It just makes it worse.
330
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:22,995
Because this horrible thing
that I've done, that I can't undo...
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I did to my very best friend.
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00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,131
[crying]
333
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,465
Barbra Jean...
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00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,260
we're not best friends.
335
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:46,602
Barbra Jean, things happen for a reason.
336
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,146
Like, maybe you're in my life because...
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00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:00,949
Reba?
338
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,998
I needed someone
to ruin everything for me.
339
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,375
[sighs] Well, yeah.
340
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,294
- I can see how that was helpful.
- No, no, no.
341
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,379
You know what? Maybe it was.
342
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,298
I've lived through my biggest fears.
343
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,343
My husband left, Kyra moved out,
344
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,012
and things seemed
to be just fallin' apart.
345
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,306
Nothing gets scarier than that.
346
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:29,269
But because of you, I know
that I can deal with anything now.
347
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:32,773
Wow.
348
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:37,819
I wish I had the kind of courage
brought on by deep, personal tragedy.
349
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,951
Well, you married Brock. That's a start.
350
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,457
So, can we call off
this whole house cleansing bit?
351
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,084
Okay.
352
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,002
Hey, Reba.
353
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:58,048
Do you wanna ask the Ouija board
if Brock's being a good boy in Vegas?
354
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,968
Oh, Barbra Jean, you don't think
that thing really works, do you?
355
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,307
[both squealing]
356
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[closing theme music playing]